I belonged to a new underclass, no longer determined by social status or the color of your skin. No, we now have discrimination down to a science.

Ahhhh, Gattaca references ...

I can't help but think of it when I see stories like this.

... here is this pet cruising on Echo Lake in the Sierras, apparently one of six privately cloned in South Korea from a deceased dog named Missy.

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I just visited the optometrist ...

And almost busted up laughing when I thought of this one ...

And just because ...

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Boredom then happiness then sadness

I was perusing an article titled, "Robert Downey Jr to play Sherlock Holmes for Guy Ritchie" because I was bored.

Then I read the following sentence: "The news follows the announcement that Sacha Baron Cohen will play the character in Judd Apatow's separate comedic project, which will also star Will Ferrell as Holmes' sidekick Dr Watson."

Then came the realization that this was probably the single greatest comedy idea of all time, and I became happy.

Then I realized that my expectations, after 2 seconds, were already far too high to ever be reached (Holy crap! Borat as Sherlock Holmes and Ron Burgandy as a never-credited-enough Watson! GENIUS!) and I realized I was bound for disappointment.

And then I was sad.

But not really.

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It's a deal, it's a steal ...

For the hunger: Restaurant.com is offering 60% off their already reduced restaurant certificates when you enter code ALLSTAR at checkout. $25 certificates which normally sell for $10, are now $4. $10 certificates which are normally $4, are now $1.20 with the code. Coupon code is valid through July 20. 

For the thirst: Jamba Juice is offering a Printable Coupon that gives you one Free Smoothie with the purchase of any Jamba Smoothie (equal or lesser value). Fill out the necessary information and the coupon will be avaliable on the next page.

Work it off: The Sports Authority is having their Friends & Family Sale and are offering 25% off a single item Thurs, July 17 through Sat, July 19. You may shop online using coupon code TSA25DEAL, or at your local store [Store Locator] with this Printable Coupon . Some exclusions may apply, see coupon for details

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Holy crap, there went your day ...

Forwarded by Twizzle ... THE 10 FUNNIEST WILL FERRELL MOVIE SCENES

My order? From best to worst: 3, 5, 10, 8, 6, 1, 7, 4, 2, 9

You want more productivity ruination? Fine.

THE 50 FUNNIEST MOVIE SCENES EVER (WITH VIDEOS)

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I just love harsh movie reviews

Ok, so the movie came out like ... eight years ago ... but whatever. Here's "Ask a Ninja" reviewing "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest"

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More photos

San Fran - TransAmerica & Coit Tower 2, originally uploaded by victordriggs.

I kind of like this one.

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